Crimes against humanity – according the OH
For some reason the dog (otherwise known as Rudi, or the lurcher or in some circles a “longdog”) favours sleeping on the OH’s side of the bed when he is in it (he being the OH). When the OH is not in his bed the dog favours arranging himself artistically in a fluffy pile of pillows where he looks so engaging I cannot bear to turf him off. The OH has no such qualms and then turns on me and roundly berates me for “allowing” the dog to recline at his leisure with his arse on his pillow!
Of course I have never noticed that aspect of the tableau.