“A Tall White Mute”
Wot I have learned in the new ice age.
That the weather forecasters are mainly wrong about the timing, the quantities and location of snowfall.
That BMWs spin their tyres a lot and that in these conditions the TinCanfromJapan is an effective conveyance. Snow chains – Honda Civic = you decide.
That a heated pitch does not a match in heaven make.
That not even the Poet Laureate can compose a 2010 snow poem without cliches, although she wrote one about a snowman prior to her Laureateship than I am quite keen on here.
“You don’t understand a word I’m saying, do you?”