Pssst they say there’s a horse race this afternoon…
It’s the Grand National again apparently.
Listen, I love the tradition, the romance, the old stories, but I can’t bear to watch the race.
Do you KNOW how big the big fences are? Did you know a grown man can only cower in the shadow of Becher’s drop? This race is a massive test of man and beast. Don’t watch it lightly.
I want State of Play to win. Other than that I will settle for safe return all round.