It’s only a spider. And it’s not just any old spider, it’s straight from the East End this morning. Definitely a cockney.
Mind you, I can talk. I visited family at the weekend and before I could sleep in the room they had to remove the cobra skeleton, the snakeskin handbag and cover up the alligator skin on the wall. I put up with the mini squished desiccated baby gator and an ossified lizard at eye-level.