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I am a real princess!

Actually, if you’ve ever read anything on here before you’ll know there’s not much else that is further from the truth.

I do have something in common though with the verbally challenged and hopelessly lost princess of children’s fairy tale. I am so sensitive I always feel the metaphorical pea in the mattresses of my life.

The bitter pill is, no matter how much I may or may not bleat on about being black or blue all over (from said pea), no fairy prince is going to offer to marry my bedraggled princess arse! Mostly I am quite happy about that. Some days though, that pea just won’t give me any peace. Dreadful pun. Apologies.

According to Hans Christian Andersen a true story

According to Hans Christian Andersen a "true story"